Letter from Dept. of Fish and Wildlife

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Letter from Dept. of Fish and Wildlife

Post by editor » Tue Jul 26, 2016 1:28 am

[Editor's note: I realized today I've overlooked a much needed topic on this forum-- Jokes. So, to kick off the topic, I give you this.]

LETTER FROM THE OREGON DEPARTMENT OF FISH AND WILDLIFE:

The Oregon Department of Fish and Wildlife sent a letter to a homeowner/landowner asking for permission to access a creek on their property to document the decline in a certain species of unheard of frogs. The homeowners' response in the second letter will leave you rolling on the floor with laughter...
Oregon Department of Fish and Wildlife

Dear Landowner:

ODFW Staff will be conducting surveys for foothill yellow-legged frogs and other amphibians over the next few months. As part of this research, we would like to survey the creek on your property. I am writing this letter to request your permission to access your property.

Recent research indicates that foothill yellow-legged frogs have declined significantly in recent years and are no longer found at half their historic sites. Your cooperation will be greatly appreciated and will help contribute to the conservation of this important species. Please fill out the attached postage-paid postcard and let us know whether you are willing to let us cross your property or not.

If you have any concerns about this project, please give us a call. We would love to talk with you about our research.

Sincerely,

Steve Niemela
Conservation Strategy Implementation Biologist


RESPONSE FROM LANDOWNERS:
Dear Mr. Niemela:

Thank you for your inquiry regarding accessing our property to survey for the yellow-legged frog. We may be able to help you out with this matter.

We have divided our 2.26 acres into 75 equal survey units with a draw tag for each unit. Application fees are $8 per unit after you purchase the "Frog Survey License" ($120 resident/$180 non-resident.)

You will also need to obtain a "Frog Habitat" parking permit ($10 per vehicle.) You will also need an "Invasive Species" stamp ($15 for the first vehicle and $5 for each additional vehicle.) You will also want to register at the Check Station to have your vehicle inspected for non-native plant life prior to entering our property. There is also a Day Use fee of $5 per vehicle.

If you are successful in the draw you will be notified two weeks in advance so you can make necessary plans and purchase your "Creek Habitat" stamp ($18 resident/$140 non-resident.)

Survey units open between 8 AM and 3 PM but you cannot commence survey until 9 AM and must cease all survey activity by 1 PM. Survey Gear can only include a net with a 2″ diameter made of 100% organic cotton netting with no longer than an 18″ handle, non-weighted and no deeper than 6′ from net frame to bottom of net. Handles can only be made of BPA-free plastics or wooden handles.

After 1 PM you can use a net with a 3″ diameter if you purchase the "Frog Net Endorsement" ($75 resident/$250 non-resident.) Any frogs captured that are released will need to be released with an approved release device back into the environment unharmed.

As of June 1st, we are offering draw tags for our "Premium Survey" units and application is again only $8 per application. However, all fees can be waived if you can verify "Native Indian Tribal rights and status."

You will also need to provide evidence of successful completion of "Frog Surveys and You" comprehensive course on frog identification, safe handling practices, and self-defense strategies for frog attacks. This course is offered online through an accredited program for a nominal fee of $750.

Please let us know if we can be of assistance to you. Otherwise, we decline your access to our property but appreciate your inquiry.

Sincerely,
Larry & Amanda Anderson
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